When jodie gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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jodie's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools jodie.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a jodie glare will liquefy your kidneys.

jodie knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? jodie.